Management Failure!!!

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I’ll remove the model’s name and the sender, our of respect and privacy but the model HAS already worked for us on two sites and her so-called “representation” is a producer of some rather dubious looking videos, that look like ShemaleYum from 1996 … same quality, style but in 2010.

Quite why a TS model needs a manager when it’s easy enough to arrange your own work, I don’t know … especially with this guy (check out the bold) who contacted us but didn’t know we had Shemale Yum

“I have a new  request for the New Year. I came … Read More

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Oh dear, new male model fails to impress…

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Sorry folks, I’ve been lax on this blog for too long – due to personal shit (moved house and country, increased the brood and more!) but I’m going to keep onto it, mainly because the comedy just keeps coming.

Life and times, in the porn business.
“Hello i hope that i am not waisting your time.I am a 55yo man i live in Bangor Maine xxxx.wanting to know if you do anything with overweight men 300+lbs. i realy love being played with by pre-op girls i love being the bottom. i am pretty much open for most anything.i have no … Read More

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More crazy emails from “I want to be a male model…”

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We’re always looking for models and of course, we’re all different and I respect that … I’m amazed at some people who would actually think that people would pay to see their body/face/hygiene level on a photo shoot and the audacity to send in their photos but try to keep it polite and turn them down, without being insulting but this one really pissed me off.  The guy was in shape … but what a fucker.  Wants us to pay him (or use him for free) without showing his face so his “wife and kids” wouldn’t find out AND  then … Read More

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I Want to be a pornstar !

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Ok I know I shouldn’t poke too much fun but there is a point … or rather, what is the point?

I get 300+ emails per day including around 10 of potential models, I try to reply to all with either advice or to arrange work with them but why should I invest my limited time in the email below?

” would love to be in your pics”

Transsexual Model wannabe

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“I’m 99% straight but want to be gangbanged by shemales until I over flow with cum ….”

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I wish I could post the photos but that wouldn’t be fair – I can however, post the strange emails we get on a daily basis, into the Grooby offices.  This one came into PK Vegas.  We’d actually love to use this guy, if he ever came through, I just thought his “I’m 99% straight but ….” before cascading into wilder and wilder fantasies, was fun!

“Hello,
My name is Michael. I’m a hot muscular hung boy… that’s 99% straight… but I do love to play with and stretch my asshole and I love watching blowjob scenes. It is because … Read More

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Khloe Hart Blog gets a strange story …

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The Khloe Hart Blog got a strange reply to one of the posts this week, in fact, one of the strangest customer emails I’ve ever seen. Look at the amount of time this individual has invested in creating a fantasy where a strange breed that spawns from he and Khloe, over-take the world.

Watch out Ron Hubbard, the latest cult is here!

Dear Khole I hope you get a kick out of this.

Charlie finds a new life (a purely fictional fantasy)
Charlie was an investment broker living the good life in a Hollywood hills mansion. He wisely sold most … Read More

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