Grooby Sauce

False Advertising!

Posted on April 21, 2016 by Steven

Who can blame someone for applying for a modeling job and wanting to submit their best photos? Much like dating websites, applicants are trying to ‘hook’ the buyer in thinking once contact has been made, it will be easier to make the deal happen – and often it works.

The issue is where is the line drawn, between submitting your best photos – and submitting photos that are either years out of date, retouched or just false. We’ve a whole hard drive full of want to be models, who when they arrived at the shoot, differed so wildly from their … Read More

STOP APPLYING TO MODEL BY LEAVING COMMENTS ON THIS SITE !!!

Posted on April 21, 2016April 21, 2016 by Steven

You will never reach us if you leave a comment here applying to be a model. Although I read the comments, I won’t respond to model applications. We’ve put countless times on how to apply – just read these very clear directions on what you should do and apply.

Although models are generally wanted for their beauty over their brains, failing to follow simple directions would make the difference between working with us, or not.

Thank you!

… and then there was the Thurs morning when someone sent me a ‘Lawnmower With a Dick’ Script ….

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Steven

I occasionally get emails from want to be script writers who usually they’re the next greatest thing, and that there are loads of paying jobs as script writers in porn (in my experience, the director usually works on their own scripts with an editor). The samples they send are usually pretty bland and contrived and it’s more that they just want to ‘work in’ porn, rather than have any real talent.

Then there was this rainy Thursday morning when I was sent this proposal (names removed);

“Hello Grooby.com,
We are ______________ and ______________ and we are professional porn writers with … Read More

Why We Can’t Shoot You! Or … The (updated) realities of Trans modeling, 2016 Edition.

Posted on March 31, 2016 by Steven

I try to update this every year or so and I think I’m a bit ahead of schedule, but it’s just became necessary for me to put some facts out there so models or potential models can get a more realistic picture of the industry and why they are not getting shoots.

I get anywhere from 1-10 model applications a day, or models hitting me up for re-shoots a day but in the last month it’s been especially bad (is tax season coming?). Emails from new models who we would like to work with, existing models who are looking for … Read More

Small Cocked Psychologist from South Africa Wants to Stop Big Penises Ruling the World!

Posted on March 31, 2016 by Steven

So this came in today..

“Hello. I am a psychologist from South Africa. I am sending this to any porn company I can find, because I think reading it might slightly make the world a better place. My message is very simple, I don’t want to waste your time so let me get started!

I would ask you to stop perpetuating the stereotype of everyone having “big penis”. It is something that affects many young men after hundreds and hundreds of hours watching porn. In a world where self confidence is plummeting and mental conditions are on the rise, even … Read More