Ok so obviously this one isn’t entirely true … or not even a little bit true. It was an on-going joke about a photographer who used to work with us. A diminutive little chap, called Chris who was fascinated with girls assholes (or any assholes) – he used to love the big dildos, playing with their asses, etc and he always had a story or two.
Then one day … he disappeared.
End of story.