Customer Emails Archives - Page 3 of 5

“I’m 99% straight but want to be gangbanged by shemales until I over flow with cum ….”

Posted on May 18, 2009May 16, 2009 by Steven

I wish I could post the photos but that wouldn’t be fair – I can however, post the strange emails we get on a daily basis, into the Grooby offices. This one came into PK Vegas. We’d actually love to use this guy, if he ever came through, I just thought his “I’m 99% straight but ….” before cascading into wilder and wilder fantasies, was fun!

“Hello,
My name is Michael. I’m a hot muscular hung boy… that’s 99% straight… but I do love to play with and stretch my asshole and I love watching blowjob scenes. It is because … Read More

Khloe Hart Blog gets a strange story …

Posted on May 16, 2009 by Steven

The Khloe Hart Blog got a strange reply to one of the posts this week, in fact, one of the strangest customer emails I’ve ever seen. Look at the amount of time this individual has invested in creating a fantasy where a strange breed that spawns from he and Khloe, over-take the world.

Watch out Ron Hubbard, the latest cult is here!

Dear Khole I hope you get a kick out of this.

Charlie finds a new life (a purely fictional fantasy)
Charlie was an investment broker living the good life in a Hollywood hills mansion. He wisely sold most … Read More

Alcohol & Shemale Porn Don’t Mix!

Posted on May 6, 2009May 6, 2009 by Steven

“hi. please cancel my membership to this site with immediate effect. i signed up while under the influence of alchohol and i now realise its not what im looking for at all !
(i cant remember the password anyway!) . please e-mail me to confirm cancellation “

Your in denial, mate. You love shemales and only a drink brings out the truth. Carry on!… Read More

Japanese Shemale Wrestlers and their ‘Sexy Holds’

Posted on April 11, 2009April 11, 2009 by Steven

It’s not often that we get actual handwritten letters mailed to the office, but when we do, I can almost always guarantee that they’re going to be blog worthy. The other day we received a letter from a guy inquiring about some Japanese shemales and looking for some free content.

“Do you have DVDs for sale of Japanese shemales having different kinds of sex with each other (ie cock sucking, anal sex, jerking each other off, and showing how much cum coming from their cock)…”

That seems reasonable enough, I was about to refer him to Shemale Japan, but … Read More

All Hawaiian’s Do is Sleep All Day?

Posted on April 10, 2009 by Steven

Ok here is a classic email from a clown who consistently complains.
Despite the websites being updated every Friday (our commitment is to get them up by Friday night on the East Coast … and we brought it back from Saturday updates a year ago … maybe if we keep getting earlier we’ll get back to Saturdays?).

Is this one of those guys that is so ego-centric that the world revolves around the time zone he’s in?

Man, relax – our updates go up every Friday, you can watch it Friday night, we’ve never missed an update!!!

“I think it … Read More